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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}

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