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The Enhanced Tactical Multi-Purpose (ET-MP) is an American hand grenade that was conceptualized and designed by engineers at the US Army Combat Capabilities Development Command Armaments Center (CCDC-AC) located at Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey. This innovative hand grenade was officially announced in 2016. The distinguishing feature of the ET-MP is its electronic fuze system, allowing it to function in either fragmentation or blast mode, with the option to be selected at the time of use.
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